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“i know why i can’t see her at night”

“because she’s married!”  this is what my boss told me today after finding out why kitty can’t go to his place in the evenings.

my boss, the stalker

so candy is gone to see her mother for the next week.  my boss however can’t stand that she possibly might be seeing another.  he knows she see’s one other guy but thinks there’s another in the picture.  he drove by her house yesterday and noticed a new big screen in her 2nd story apartment on.  it’s driving him crazy and that’s all i heard the whole time i was in the office.  just another day i supppose.

off to see ginger

doesn’t this man ever get enough?????  he’ll be back to take me to lunch so he can brag about what he did.  one more day to vacay!  i’m not counting.

just how i want to start my monday

the first thing i was told this morning is that he went and saw babs and how happy she was.  thank God it’s a short week!  happy monday people!

highlight of the week

so he comes back from seeing roxy.  brags about how good everything went.  and then proceeds to tell me that he’s her highlight of the week.  he sure thinks highly of his magical pee pee!  now he’s off to his lunch romp with kitty.  oi vey!

blown off

today i was suppose to take my boss out to lunch for a belated birthday meal.  the first thing he told me this morning is that we have to do lunch tomorrow because he’s going to have lunch with kitty.  however, before having lunch with kitty, he’s going to sneak some time in with roxy since he didn’t get to see her yesterday.  late yesterday afternoon he spent time with candy.  he also had to lie to candy about all the different birthday gifts he’s received.  of course, in his lie i’m included and gave him the most gifts.  the lies keep coming and i don’t know how one can keep track.

btw

my boss is upset because he won’t be able to see roxy today.  he has a client appointment at 11:00 a.m. which interupts his time with roxy.  i suggested he see her AFTER his appointment.  he said “hummm, that’s an idea”.  how many of you think he’ll take me up on that idea?  tell me.  i know you’re out there.

to the jewelry store i go

so, just got back from the jewelers to help pick out jewelry for the girls.  the boss just spent $3,200 on one pair of earrings for candy and $1,000 for kitty.  two down, two to go.

the girls

before i start my blogging, i’d like to introduce you to “the girls” in play as of today.  first, #1 girlfriend named candy. #2 girlfriend named ginger.  #3 girlfriend named roxy and the last #4 girlfriend named kitty.  along my blogging journey, i will introduce you to other “girls” as “the boss” meets news girls daily at his favorite watering hole.  his first and main priority would be candy.  he’s been seeking her for the past five years.  getting his thin hair cut every three weeks leaving her with a $160 “tip” and trying so hard to impress her by buying her a new high end car this past spring (along with his new high end car a couple weeks prior).  she keeps jerking (literally) with him but he thinks with the wrong head and she walks all over him…again.  he also gives her a monthly allowance of $1,600 which i think is a steal because of all she has to do.  she’s getting ripped off and he’s stealing.  ginger and roxy work together.  he alternates seeing them.  he sees one or the other once a weekend and twice during the week.  he constantly tells me when he’s with one, the other one is jealous.  i don’t believe that.  they just act that way to make him believe that.  he also thinks that way because he thinks any girl that looks his way automatically is attracted to him.  kitty, the #5 masseuse works for herself and he sees her twice a week in between ginger and roxy.  oh!  let me not forget another  #6 girlfriend named babs.  she’s too old at 40 for my 71 year old boss so he sees her only once a month.

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